School sms

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Who discovered INDIA!...

TEACHER : Ravi, can you find me India on the map please ?
Ravi   :There it is
TEACHER : Now, Ravi, who discovered India ?
Ravi   : I did !

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Sir...

TEACHER :What’s you name ?
Class   : Sanjay.
TEACHER  : You should say “Sir”
Sanjay   : OK, Sanjay sir !

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The Longest Sentence...

TEACHER  : I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of?
Sanjay   : Life imprisonment !

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Zero in exams...

TEACHER : Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it.
Sanjay   : It’s not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !

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Why this world is round...

TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round
Sanjay   : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !

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Way to Home...

Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
Sanjay: I can’t, I live just round the corner!

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The Great Brain...

Poonam: The brain is a wonder full thing
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Poonam: Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class!

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Half Day...

Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning.
Class: Hooray
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon

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One day in school...

Mother: What did you learn in school today?
Son: How to write.
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don’t know, they haven’t taught us how to read yet!

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Teacher...

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.

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Pair of Socks...

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one
is green and one is blue with red spots!
Amit : Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same
at home.

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I with AM...

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Amit: I is…
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, “I am.”
Amit: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

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Spell it...

TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile”?
Poonam : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong.
Poonam : Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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Formula of Water...

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
REENA: “HIJKLMNO”!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
REENA: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!

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Insult...

Teacher:
U idiots! At Your Age, Einstein Ranked First in Class. What about You???

Student:
Sir, At Your Age, Hitler Committed Suicide..! What about You???

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Late...

TEACHER: Why are you late?

Poonam : Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

Poonam: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”