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अगर हिम्मत है तो इसे पढ़कर अपनी हंसी रोककर दिखाओ.. . .
एक नीग्रो बस में अपने बच्चे के साथ जा रहा था….
कंडक्टर ने उसका बच्चा देखकर कहा- “इतना काला बच्चा मैंने आज तक नहीं देखा”……
नीग्रो को गुस्सा आया, लेकिन वो कुछ नहीं बोला और सीट पर आकर बैठ गया।
Sardar ने उससे पूछा: “क्या हुआ भाई साहब”?
नीग्रो ने sardar से कहा: अरे यार, उस कंडक्टर ने बेइज्जती कर दी। . . . .
Sardar : अरे मार साले को जाकर। . . . ला ये चिम्पांजी का बच्चा मुझे पकड़ा दे… साला काटेगा तो नहीं……..
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- Imagine if ur computer starts workin in punjabi then wat will happen ???
You will have commands like these on your computer:
Send = Sutto
Insert = Wich Paao
Attachement = Naal Laao
Edit = Sidda Karo
View = Waikhee Jaao
Forward = Aggay Sutto
Inbox = Undar Da Daak Khaana
Outbox = Baar Da Daak Khana
Trash = Mitti Paao
Sent Items = Bheji Gayee Dak
Address Book = Patay Wali Kaapy
Reply = Bejan Walay Nu Jawab do
Reply All = Saareyaan Nu Jawab do
Delete = Daffa Karo
Download = Thallay Laao
Download All = Saary Cheezan Noon Thallay Laao
Properties = Jaidaad
Connect = Naal Milaao
Fonts = Likhaai
Accounts = Galla
Drafts = Chitheeyaan
Find = Labbo
Paste = Thook Naal Chipkaao
From = Bhejan Walaa Banda
To = Door Betha Hoya Banda
Subject = Khaas Gall
Carbon Copy = Koelay Walee Naqal
Blind Carbon Copy = Anni Koelay Walee Naqal
Stationery = Pensal, Rubburd, Shaapnar
Folders = Thailay
High priority = Waddee Takleef
and finally
Ctrl+Alt+Delete = Sara Syapa Mukao..
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Sardar ji, Sardaro par bane jokes se pareshan hoker Apni biwi se bole,
Mujhe kuchh aisa sunao jisme main involve na hoon.
BIWI Mai "MAA Banne waali hoon".
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Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 tier architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and auto rickshaws will have 3 tyres.
Q. I want to store more than ten objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow?
A. Send it through courier.
Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA?
A. As you wish, I do not have any objections.
Sardar starts shouting in a store......
Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper : There is nothing free with this
Sardar: It is written CHOLESTEROL FREE.
Banta and his son went fishing one day. After a couple of hours the son started getting bored, so he started thinking about the world around him. Out of his curiosity, he started asking his father a few questions.
“How does this boat float?”
Banta thought for a moment, then replied, “Don't rightly know, son.”
The boy returned to his contemplation, but soon came up with another one, “How do fish breath underwater?”
Once again Banta replied, “Don't rightly know, son.”
A little later the boy asked Banta, “Why is the sky blue?”
Again, Banta replied, “Don't rightly know, son.”
Worried he was going to annoy his father, he said, “Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?”
Banta immediately assured him, “Of course not, son. If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn anything!”
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Santa: I have swallowed a Key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Manager asked sardar at an interview.
-Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
Sardarji two
After returning from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife - Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me “are you a foreigner?”
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!
Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
So Sardar writes - Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti.
Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the third floor, and it has caught fire, so how will you escape?
Sardar: Its simple. I will stop my imagination!
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Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 tier architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and auto rickshaws will have 3 tyres.
Q. I want to store more than ten objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow?
A. Send it through courier.
Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA?
A. As you wish, I do not have any objections.
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Sardar starts shouting in a store......
Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper : There is nothing free with this
Sardar: It is written CHOLESTEROL FREE.
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Banta and his son went fishing one day. After a couple of hours the son started getting bored, so he started thinking about the world around him. Out of his curiosity, he started asking his father a few questions.
“How does this boat float?”
Banta thought for a moment, then replied, “Don't rightly know, son.”
The boy returned to his contemplation, but soon came up with another one, “How do fish breath underwater?”
Once again Banta replied, “Don't rightly know, son.”
A little later the boy asked Banta, “Why is the sky blue?”
Again, Banta replied, “Don't rightly know, son.”
Worried he was going to annoy his father, he said, “Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?”
Banta immediately assured him, “Of course not, son. If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn anything!”
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Santa: I have swallowed a Key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
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Manager asked sardar at an interview.
-Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
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Sardarji two
After returning from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife - Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me “are you a foreigner?”
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!
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Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
So Sardar writes - Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti.
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Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the third floor, and it has caught fire, so how will you escape?
Sardar: Its simple. I will stop my imagination!
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Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I love her, but she said her chappals are new.
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Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife.
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!
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Sardar attending an interview.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Sardar: If you give me the address I will go there sir.
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Sardar in airplane going to Bombay.
While it is landing he is excited and shouts: Bombay.. Bombay
Airhostess: Be silent.
Sardar: Ok. Ombay… Ombay!
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What is the first question that Santa Singh will ask when he is inaugarating a petrol pump?
Aap ko kaise pata petrol Zammen mein yehi pe hai karke.
Call centre: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I love her, but she said her chappals are new.
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Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife.
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!
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Sardar attending an interview.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Sardar: If you give me the address I will go there sir.
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Sardar in airplane going to Bombay.
While it is landing he is excited and shouts: Bombay.. Bombay
Airhostess: Be silent.
Sardar: Ok. Ombay… Ombay!
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What is the first question that Santa Singh will ask when he is inaugarating a petrol pump?
Aap ko kaise pata petrol Zammen mein yehi pe hai karke.
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DEATHS THAT MADE EVEN TOP DOCTORS WONDER...
This case happened in a hospital's Intensive care ward wher! e Patients
always died in the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m,
regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to
do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
deaths took place at 11 AM.
So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down
to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next
Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves.
what the terrible phenomenon was all about..................
Just when the clock struck 11...
and then......
then.....
then....
and then....
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and
Unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner.
This case happened in a hospital's Intensive care ward wher! e Patients
always died in the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m,
regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to
do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
deaths took place at 11 AM.
So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down
to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next
Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves.
what the terrible phenomenon was all about..................
Just when the clock struck 11...
and then......
then.....
then....
and then....
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and
Unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner.
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