Boy & Girl

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Reality of life...

If boy laughs, he is MANNERLESS, if girl does so she is JOLLY.

If a boy talks to much, he is CHATTERBOX, if a girl does so she is WITTY.

If boy loves silence, he is DULL, if a girl loves it, she is SERIOUS.

If boy looks at a girl he STARES, if a girl looks at a boy, she gives GLANCE.

If a boy wears a unique dress, he is a JOKER, if a girl does so it’s a FASHION.

If boys move together, they form a GANG, if girls do so they form a GROUP.

If a boy initiates a conversation, he is FLIRTING, if girl does so she is INTERESTED.

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Girls in 2012...

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?

2009 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

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Girl loves Star Plus...

GIRL: TUMHARE LIAY SAB KUCH CHOR DONGI..,

BOY: MAA BAAP?
GIRL: YES.

BOY: FRIENDS?
GIRL: YES.
BOY: STAR PLUS?
GIRL: MOUH SAMBHAL K BAAT KARO…..!!!

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Girls will be girls....
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pizza boy to girl: ma'm pizza ke 6 tukde karun ya 8 girl after thinking a lot.
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6 he kardo 8 mujhse khaye nh jaenge......

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